push one of epi Florida, USA

zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(Source: zanetheaiden, via thegreatheidini)

wizkawreath:

nnordor:

wizkawreath:

obama means family

no it doesnt

obama means nobody gets left behind

(Source: hashbrovvn, via bootybuttsaywhat)

// At the groceries store//

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via bootybuttsaywhat)

thepianofarm:

A still sea calls from someplace else.

thepianofarm:

A still sea calls from someplace else.

(via myshoesuntied)

Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.

Oscar Wilde, The Critic as Artist (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

(via quotelounge)

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chocolate-xstasy:

bruh, I’ve been waiting for this.

chocolate-xstasy:

bruh, I’ve been waiting for this.

(Source: hannahmarymei, via unbearablethoughts)

Anonymous said: I need boy advice help!

moseby:

kill him

(Source: rachel-actually, via magicul)

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

(via plunge-clunge)

e-s-ca-pe:

release-the-reins:

too-stoned-to-remember:

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

ITS SMILING

aw mY GOODNESS

e-s-ca-pe:

release-the-reins:

too-stoned-to-remember:

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

ITS SMILING

aw mY GOODNESS

(Source: eduardolion, via lets-sail-away)

noablaespanol:

HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT

(Source: lord-stark, via intensional)

|Molly|
|17|
|i like girls|
|and my kitty!!!|
|my girlfriend is super cute|
|living in FL but I'm ready to leave|