push one of epi Florida, USA

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle, via parkingstrange)

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

(via w0nderwll)

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

(via w0nderwll)

guillotineghosties:

spacephantom:

taboop:

iridessence:

the devil flew out of her mouth for trying to be racist

send an ambulance I’m dying

WHATS HAPPENING

I will reblog this every time it shows up on my dash.

(Source: maplesuhtori, via misssuchaflirt)

idontgiveahex:

i had a really good joke but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime

(via pemsylvania)

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

(via orgasm)

karensdisciple:

THIS SHOW GIVES NO FUCKS

(Source: sandandglass, via supermegafoxyawesomehot182)

danbutt:


quality reporting

danbutt:

quality reporting

(via pizza)

hi:

i got a new shirt that expresses my feeling towards dumb people i have to deal with every day

(via tellmeaboutthedreamwhere)

The cast of Grey’s Anatomy completes the “Ice Bucket Challenge”

(Source: arizonasrobbins, via calzonauniverse)

fvming:

"You don’t have many followers"

Jesus only had 12

(Source: fvming, via lifeaintsimple)

shouldnt:

I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

  • friend:

    you really need to go outside

  • me:

    send me the link

(Source: al3con, via ace)

|Molly|
|17|
|i like girls|
|and my kitty!!!|
|my girlfriend is super cute|
|living in FL but I'm ready to leave|